Miscellaneous

Cannibal Food

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed...

 

10 commandments

The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good reason for the move. You can't post Thou Shalt...

 

Digital clock

Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!

 

The carburettor

"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor." "How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even...

 

Two zebras pondering

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should...

 

Naming the Twins

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his...

 

Pick up line

Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get in the truck!

 

Dat Ain't Bubba

Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies...

 

Eucalyptus Road

Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out immediately and asked him where he lived. "Right at the end of ,"...

 

cornflakes

Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school. The next day...