Miscellaneous

Arkansas

.. 3 million people, 15 last names.

 

A Rock Solid Defense

A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client. "Now, Ladies...

 

A Redneck Christmas

You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!

 

Redneck Dating practice

You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!

 

Redneck Circumcision

Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.

 

Redneck and a Trailer

Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!

 

One for the Volunteers

Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia? "Cause there...

 

New Rooster

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the...

 

My Pa Won't Like It

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Billy Bob, forget...

 

Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks

GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to...