Miscellaneous
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client. "Now, Ladies...
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A Redneck Christmas
You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!
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Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!
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Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
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One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia? "Cause there...
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New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the...
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My Pa Won't Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Billy Bob, forget...
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Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to...
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