Miscellaneous
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today's lesson."I'll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with that letter....
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The secret code word...
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll...
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The Redneck Capenter...
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk asked, "You mean...
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MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you... it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement.I'm here To fulfill your fondest wishesNow that your husband sleeps with the...
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Looking for some help...
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help...
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Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."His wife rolls over and says, "What in...
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Blonde and her job interview...
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with the basics."So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"The blonde counts...
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The bad salesman...
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.Bob, the owner, had about enough...
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The 2 moose hunters...
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool)They got themselves a very...
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The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer...The first guy says, "Did you see that?...pointing to the sky.""No," the second guy says."Well, a bald eagle just flew...
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