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The angry preacher...
The angry preacher...The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie...
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The Tearful Bride...
The Tearful Bride...A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him.""Now, now," her mother...
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The phone call...
The phone call...A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and...
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Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!"In Memory of The Twin Towers"Warning song to Osama bin Laden(the tune of Rawhide)The devil came from nowhereHe...
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A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.They took their habits off, tied them together to make a rope, and...
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Selling the Green Suit...
A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him if he can sell this one green suit...
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The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell Him that they didn't need him...
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Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And, I never...
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To be young again...
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "I'd love to be ten again."On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright...
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