Miscellaneous

Women Drivers!

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her...

 

Doctor, Doctor!!!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I'm not allowed up on the couch!Doctor, Doctor You've got to...

 

WARNING: Puns Ahead!

Love 'em or hate 'em, it's Pun time. Puns, or "groaners" like some folks like to call them are fun. Try 'em on your friends and relatives, but keep a...

 

Exam for athletes...

The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name: ________________________________________(20 point bonus if spelled...

 

The Speech

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.The Englishman...

 

Stupid Questions?

Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human...

 

You know you are a teacher if...

You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find humor in other people's stupidity.You want to slap the next person who says...

 

Baby Turtle

A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and...

 

New Rules!

Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.Under this plan,...

 

Bengals

Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.