Miscellaneous
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs,...
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The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The...
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Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed "I can't...
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The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got up and were still not talking. The wife broke the silence by saying she had a...
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Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish It's a long story but one that will...
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One day Confucious say...
Confucious say......woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam....man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts....man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get...
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60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live...
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Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY.... check it out these actual cases.Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while...
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The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman------------------------Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and...
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The Wolf Man...HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office."How was work, dear?" his wife asks."Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts."Okay....
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