Miscellaneous
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration......NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.
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Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she slips off and her foot...
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Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and Idaho blows.
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Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Questions that have Confused humankind!!a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'llsqueeze these dangly things here, and drink...
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Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie. The...
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Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She goes back to find out...
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Women's Rights
WOMEN'S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women's rights. The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, "During last...
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Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn't do it on porpoise!!!
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The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"Mum...
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