Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous yo mama jokes

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap...

 

Jose can you see!

A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red Socks. When he got the ticket, it said nosebleed section. He did not care what section he was...

 

Blonde in the appliance store

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So...

 

Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo

it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in...

 

GRAND CANYON

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY DOWN

 

CROSSING THE STREET

TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY ARE BOTH STUCK UP CUNTS.

 

Sleep

I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

 

yo mammas breath...

yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck

 

Timberland.

A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti- hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one...

 

~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!