Miscellaneous

Kidneys for Brains

The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would not get recess. The first kid said "Uh, 14? "No," the...

 

Kleenex anyone?

What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints

 

Weighing In - 2

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE CONTINUED

 

A birthday party

Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream

 

A day at the beach

your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.

 

Weighing In

your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

 

So in love

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex."It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly....

 

Blondes and Buildings

2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING..... WOULDN'T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM WOULD HAVE SEEN IT??

 

Sleeping in Church

Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and asks what she...

 

Watch those buttons

One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet. Whilst on this luxury aeroplane Mark asks where the toilet is. John shows him and says to...