Miscellaneous
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate...
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Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?" 9. One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is slapping...
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Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit. 8. Air traffic control glitch causes...
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A human's chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an...
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Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate. 8. Pull the tube out of the bag and drink from it. 7. Race to see who fills their...
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Books on Tape We Don't Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2. The Torah as read by Louis Farrakhan 3. The Koran as read by Sammy Davis Junior 4....
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Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 8. The back of your head keeps getting...
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50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend...
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Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running. 8. When asked...
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Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The...
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