Miscellaneous

Quiz Show

Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as...

 

The Hunter

A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding a horse dressed in a hunting outfit with a rifle over one arm and a hound running along beside...

 

Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.

Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease...Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.She refuses to let you milk...

 

Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.9. Our love will never become cold and hollowUnless, one day,...

 

Who Said That?

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.The teacher...

 

The SUPER Salesman...

A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don't need anyone..." they replied."You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone...

 

Office X-mas Party!

December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There...

 

Pregnancy Advice...

Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?A. Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything...

 

The Trainee...

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"The...

 

Little Johnny at the neighbors...

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents...