Miscellaneous
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang.The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the...
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A Texan farmer goes...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan...
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The Shoplifter...
The Shoplifter...A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store."Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't...
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The Rookie Cop...
The Rookie Cop...A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some...
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Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days.This, he promised, would help her lose as...
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The Farmer and his boys...
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said that since he was graduating from high school, he would really like to get a car.His father...
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3 Sick Soldiers...
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -"What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir!""What treatment are you...
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A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police...
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In the courtroom...
A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?""Guilty",...
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The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed...
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