Miscellaneous

Learn to speak Southern...

Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters. And we're here to help...Hah Tu Spek...

 

King of the Jungle...

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"The...

 

BAD Bunny Wabbit!

A woman walks into a veterinarian's waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit obviously does not want to be there."Sit, Fluffy!" she says....

 

GOD's New Commandment!

NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of...

 

Funny Conversations

BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...GIRL : Why not ??BOY : I'm broke.BOY : May I hold your hand??GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.GIRL : Who was that...

 

Guess the instructions.

Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer - NO CHEATING!1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.2. Form a loose grip.3....

 

Credit Card Commercial That Never Was

Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00A Round of Shots: $34.00Another...

 

Good Girls - Bad Girls

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him...

 

Soakin' Wet!

One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he saw a creek. He quickly jumped in, clothes and all. When he arrived home completely soaked...

 

God's Watching

The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples and a basket of cookies.She told the students to each take only one treat.Next to the...