Miscellaneous
Preparing for Santa...
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer...
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The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend - "Hey, why don't you try this ball." He...
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How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf...
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AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of 3 lawyers for every citizen. We come up with the best reasons to blame others for our...
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Your're a redneck if...
You're a redneck if...-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant-Your best Suit...
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Bin Laden's trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington."How dare you attack the nation I...
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Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty RoomEvangelist: When you rearrange the letters:...
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The Job Interview...
Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun, so he decided to set a test for...
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How It All Began...
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com, did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely...
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Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.Coming home,...
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