Miscellaneous
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face."Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?"Because he was conceived...
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Things you'd really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you're still full of crap.02. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronouce.03. I see you've set aside...
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Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he...
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Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He walked up the the bar and said "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whisky for the cat". They...
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Short legged...
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?Irene
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Bad News, Good News, Great News...
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door."We're sorry to call on you at this...
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Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease."Would you mind...
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Condom Brands
Which condom would you use....Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms:...
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Something Fishy Here!
LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish eat dogfish world? Is everyone united for a common porpoise? Or do they all split off in...
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Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new grandson.The old man looks at his son and asks..."Son, have you found out what that boy of yers is...
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