Miscellaneous

You be the Judge!

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge...

 

Salami & the Talibuttheads

Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?A: It's his photo ID.Q: What do Salami Bin Coward...

 

Eating with children.

Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl...

 

The Test!

A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of...

 

Puppies don't surf...

Why Dogs don't surf the web...Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.Can't help attacking the screen...

 

A Blonde Question.

Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."She did so, and after several minutes she heard the...

 

George W and the VP...

George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W. said, "I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me."Wise Old...

 

People who don't believe in retaliation...

What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation:1. Engage in conversation, and ask if...

 

Faux Fun--groaner deluxe

JUST FAUX FUN"Can you loan me faux dollars ?""What faux ?""To buy faux diamonds.""What do you need with faux diamonds ?""I have sixteen, but I need faux...

 

Show and Tell...

The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for"Show & Tell," and the next day every kid had something.The teacher asks Wendy: What did...