Miscellaneous
New anti-aging drug...
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys...
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Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended by religious jokes....
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Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me...Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. My way: Just suck the ice cream...
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Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before I die the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked. So the nun takes...
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Thoughts From Women...
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.* Helen Hayes (at 73)I refuse to think of them as chin...
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List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.Under no circumstances may two men share an...
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Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes werethe dirtiest that he had ever seen in...
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What's for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes to them and says, "the bad news is that now that we've caught you,...
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Taliban's Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden...
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Golfing with Doc...
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives right down the middle of the fairway.My problem was that I ALWAYS hooked my ball...
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