Miscellaneous
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2. Nice legs...what time do they open?3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my...
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The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for a minor traffic summons.He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour...
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Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an island and had already been there for awhile.One morning the sailor...
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The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub...My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast."I got in a tiff...
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The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for...
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Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby."Stop! You can't do this!"...
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Buying the Farm...
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was looking for. During an inspection of the property, however, he found a hive of bees.He told...
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Crazy English!
Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.English muffins weren't...
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Dogs \'n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab: Oh,...
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A bunch of better idiots!
These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are real and provide proof that a "better idiot" can be...
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