Miscellaneous
At the shoe store...
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk."Well they feel a bit tight," replies the man.The...
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Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl. Grover asked, "What's your name?"...
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Bill Clinton Top10...
From David Letterman and the Late Show...Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn't Give A Damn10. Called Russia asking if they need a new spy9. When people whisper,...
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Blonde Joke plus...
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me...
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A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing...
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Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying,...
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Well Done!
A man's house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes matters into his own hands.He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside.Then...
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Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for mass. The minister prepared his sermon while the choirboy filled the holy...
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Things I've Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard...
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The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room...
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