Miscellaneous

S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)

Special High Intensity Training - S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn order to assure...

 

Payback IS a Bit....

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT - that's awesome!" exclaimed the...

 

The Big Shake-up!

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.On a tour of the facilities,...

 

A Childs View Of A Retirement

After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One small boy's reply went like this:We always spent Christmas with...

 

The Boy Who Thinks He\'s A Chicken

Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he's a chicken! Doctor: How long has this been going on?Girl: About a year. Doctor: Wow! Why didn't you tell...

 

The De-Ranged Cowboy

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first visit to a big-city church."When I got there, they had me park my old truck in...

 

Short Guide To Religions

Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you...

 

At the Club.

So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place."Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages...

 

A Blonde's Dream

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.Doctor: What was your dream about?Blonde: I was being chase by a...

 

Car needs a fixin!

My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in...