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What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist."I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a...
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WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled "Fighting Canaries," delete it immediately. Do not open it! It will not only erase everything on your...
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Life's Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.If you have to identify, in one word, the...
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Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If...
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles.You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob".He...
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Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the leading historian of this great country. Out of curiosity I asked him how their county got...
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It's A Man's World
This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties.His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy.A picture of his...
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Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.The brunette said, "We should go to...
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Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop."Ma'am," said the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do...
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The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?""Sand,"...
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How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license?Driver: I don't have one. I had it...
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