Miscellaneous

Quick Thinking!

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything...

 

The Marv Albert Song

Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear(to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")Lacy things - the wife is missin,Didn't ask - her permission,I'm wearin'...

 

The Blind Sky Diver

A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting.When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:"I am placed in...

 

The Prayer.

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.When the postal...

 

2 cute ones...

One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church.As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let...

 

Jay Leno Jokes!

Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show...Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are telling teenage girls that taking the pill can help clear...

 

Bubba and Junior!

Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the...

 

Rude Nusery Rhymes!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses and all the kings menSaid fuck him! - he's only an egg!Little boy blew Hey! He...

 

JokesGalore News Wire...

"Fresh in from the JokesGalore.com News Wire..."According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of stopping. If anything, it's...

 

Philly Cops

Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway Patrolman. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.The...