Miscellaneous
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills , but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.2. Patient...
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Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow-job...Q: Did you hear about the queer burglar?A: He...
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A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport."These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained."These...
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Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to...
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The "Polish Virus".
You have just received the "POLISH VIRUS!"As we don't have any programming experience,this Virus works on the honor system.Please delete all the files on...
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Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log."My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says...
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Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and...
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You know you're Middle Aged if...
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car?in...
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Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang it over your work station...I dare ya!1. Never give me work in the morning. Always...
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The Honeymoon's Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother."Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the...
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