Miscellaneous
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the...
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What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE -"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished...
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4 Doctors talk Politics!
An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in...
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Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it's not really shit.Islam : If shit happens it is the will of...
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Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece....
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When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days...
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Better Late Than Never?........
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer's office one Monday morning. "I want you to begin divorce proceedings," she announced.The lawyer...
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Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
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Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period...
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Cards You Won't Find At Hallmark
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:............. What was I thinking?""Congratulations on your wedding...
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