Miscellaneous

The Honeymoon Begins.

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the...

 

What my Mom taught me.

All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE -"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished...

 

4 Doctors talk Politics!

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in...

 

Guide to Religions.

A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it's not really shit.Islam : If shit happens it is the will of...

 

Some Blonde Joke Quickies

**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece....

 

When blondes do puzzles

A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days...

 

Better Late Than Never?........

Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer's office one Monday morning. "I want you to begin divorce proceedings," she announced.The lawyer...

 

Cartwheeling Blondes

What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!

 

Quickies

1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period...

 

Cards You Won't Find At Hallmark

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:............. What was I thinking?""Congratulations on your wedding...