Miscellaneous
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been Clearly Shown.So Lets All Get Together And Let Bitterness Pass,I'll Hug Your...
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Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead. They were...
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How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on...
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The Shrink's Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, "Doctor, I believe that I am possessed by an evil spirit." After talking to the patient at some...
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Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times. Her docter told her...
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I've got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says"Doctor, I've got a rash round my cock, have you got anything for it?"The doctor said" put this on and come back next...
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The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night". So he...
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You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching. 5 minutes later she checked it again this happened all through the day...
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Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheque!
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The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the...
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