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Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who bites off your arm and go's to get help.
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Jumpin' Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first?The brunette. The blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
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Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won?t be.3. Works well when under...
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Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings. It is her husbands best friend and she...
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Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
10. "Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats" 9. "Mary Poppins A Cap In Your Ass" 8. "Bitch-Slapping Miss Daisy" 7. "How Stella Got Her Groove Back...
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The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a cop starts to chase them. They rush off and crash into the side of a barn, they...
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Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any from her husband. So he gives her some pills and says ?they are experimental pills, put...
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4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day...An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in...
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