Miscellaneous

2 Eggs

An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.The old man is getting ready but cant find his shoes so he looks under the...

 

I used my head

Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed.The first one went in, meanwhile the other two stayed out and listened to the...

 

Bad dog

Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!

 

Gorilla in a Tree

A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a...

 

Aussie Trouser Snake.

An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines.The Aussie Sergeant finished first and...

 

AL GORE I am!

Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Should we count them all by hand?If I do not like the...

 

Barber Shop

A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut. The man says "Well ma'am, I can't cut your hair with those...

 

Panda in a Bar

A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please" so the barman took his order and the panda went...

 

Computer use of a blonde!

How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is wet and theres white out on the screen!

 

Pregnant Mystery

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so...