Miscellaneous

Trapped On A Rock

There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in the middle of the sea, waiting for someone to come. Then along comes a boat.The man on...

 

Schingwers

Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica is a hooker, O.J. is a slicer and Bill doesn't know what hole to put it...

 

Naughty Night Before Christmas

The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all...

 

Funniness

Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you at least get the ring back !!!!

 

Presidential election

Howard Dean's wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the election is over she will shave off all her pubic hair and sit on stage...

 

Your Momma

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

 

Genie bottle

A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He rubs it and out pop two Genies. He makes three wishes. When he gets home, he hears a...

 

Redneck Census Form!

The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate...

 

8 boys

A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview. He asked her about the boys and what their...

 

Why women talk more than men

Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because women have four lips and men have two heads!