Miscellaneous

Phrases for Work.

48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's...

 

The Educational Toy.

The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy."Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk."It's designed to adjust...

 

3 Blonde Shorties!

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out...

 

Harrassment

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.After a...

 

If, And, Butt!

If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker.And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper...

 

WARNING: These are RUDE.

Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which...

 

God creates Woman.

Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he created woman first, but with three boobsGod: So now that you are here how do you...

 

Fastest Thing In The World

There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play a little game about what each of them thought was the fastest thing in the world.Well the...

 

Lesbian Hit Parade

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke.3. What do you call 100 lesbians with...

 

Men's Thesaurus

The new Men's Thesaurus - on sale now at your local book stores!:"I'M GOING FISHING"Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a...