Miscellaneous
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's...
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The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy."Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk."It's designed to adjust...
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3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out...
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Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.After a...
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If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker.And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper...
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WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which...
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God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he created woman first, but with three boobsGod: So now that you are here how do you...
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Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play a little game about what each of them thought was the fastest thing in the world.Well the...
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Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke.3. What do you call 100 lesbians with...
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Men's Thesaurus
The new Men's Thesaurus - on sale now at your local book stores!:"I'M GOING FISHING"Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a...
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