Miscellaneous

Harry Butt

There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called it Harrybutt.She had a child and named in Crack.She lost Crack and couldn't find...

 

Help Wanted

As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W. Bush will be our next president. This will have a catastrophic...

 

Sad News

Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon - the veteran Pillsbury Spokesman....

 

Put-Downs

Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only...

 

Coffee Time

Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it say, on great Hawaiian singer, Don's mail box?A: The Ho House!!!

 

I'm Hungry

Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!

 

6 Double Vodkas

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."The barman says "Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day.""Yes, I've just...

 

The moment of truth!

A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart...

 

Bride Joke

Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want their dish washer to match their fridge and stove.

 

redneck

How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!