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Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called it Harrybutt.She had a child and named in Crack.She lost Crack and couldn't find...
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Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W. Bush will be our next president. This will have a catastrophic...
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Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon - the veteran Pillsbury Spokesman....
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Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only...
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Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it say, on great Hawaiian singer, Don's mail box?A: The Ho House!!!
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6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."The barman says "Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day.""Yes, I've just...
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The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart...
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Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want their dish washer to match their fridge and stove.
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