Miscellaneous

So old...

Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard.

 

Up in Heaven

A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, "Sorry, heaven's crowding up, so...

 

No Arms and No Legs

There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake. Several beautiful women are running laps around it and the man decides to use his...

 

Money for panites.

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The...

 

Go for Gold

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just...

 

Twice a week!

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try...

 

The blonde bank robbers!

Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the second.They went over and over their plans for the robbery and...

 

A few Polish jokes.

Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out.Q: Why do Polish dogs have...

 

White House news release!

Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom...

 

Try our tricky!

To make this work, do this as fast as you can and don't cheat!Spell Fort 5 timesSay Fort 4 timesSpell Fort 4 timesSay Sort 3 times Spell Fort two timesSay...