Miscellaneous
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, "Sorry, heaven's crowding up, so...
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No Arms and No Legs
There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake. Several beautiful women are running laps around it and the man decides to use his...
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Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The...
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Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just...
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Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try...
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The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the second.They went over and over their plans for the robbery and...
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A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out.Q: Why do Polish dogs have...
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White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom...
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Try our tricky!
To make this work, do this as fast as you can and don't cheat!Spell Fort 5 timesSay Fort 4 timesSpell Fort 4 timesSay Sort 3 times Spell Fort two timesSay...
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