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I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love youSpanish . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Te AmoFrench . . . . . ....
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OLD is when...
"Old" is when......your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"...your friends compliment you on your new...
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Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn't Abel.2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.3) King David sat on...
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New course for men!
A new two year degree is being offered at Life University...Becoming a Real Man!That's right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man.Please take a...
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Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.The nurse came out to...
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Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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I'll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?", he...
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This is bad...real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He...
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Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: MypenisWhy, you ask? Well just look at some of the great...
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What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.He stated how hurricanes at one time were given...
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