Miscellaneous

I love you in 9 languages!

HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love youSpanish . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Te AmoFrench . . . . . ....

 

OLD is when...

"Old" is when......your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"...your friends compliment you on your new...

 

Biblical constipation

Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn't Abel.2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.3) King David sat on...

 

New course for men!

A new two year degree is being offered at Life University...Becoming a Real Man!That's right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man.Please take a...

 

Keep the Motor Running

It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.The nurse came out to...

 

Rooster and Peanut Butter

What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

 

I'll have nun of that!

A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?", he...

 

This is bad...real bad!

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He...

 

Dog Named Mypenis

Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: MypenisWhy, you ask? Well just look at some of the great...

 

What gender is a computer?

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.He stated how hurricanes at one time were given...