Miscellaneous
That's not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.When asked his occupation, Sven looked the lady in the eye...
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You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The meeting room was located on the...
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What's up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on."I'm about to...
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The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones... yes, it's true.To prove their theory, the...
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2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical huntsman and he went hunting as often as he could.The other was his friend who is a...
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The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a...
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Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs, who appreciates a good fuc-schia garden, classic music and tal-king...
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His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a...
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The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to a concert in Denver, when they get a flat tire.The mechanic jumps off the bus to fix...
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Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."2. "I would not allow...
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