Miscellaneous
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can't find your birth control pills* Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them* Good: Your son studies a lot...
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Advantage: Woman!
Why it's better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us...
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The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex.When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback...
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Confucius says again...
1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left...
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Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.Just before...
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ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He thought he would show his city-slicker cousin a local Indian tribe so he could see how...
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Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory.Time and...
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Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.So the first morning of her...
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Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens...
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Fun Toungue Twister!
Here's a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at the end.Read it LOUD and REAL FAST...see if you can do it!DON'T read...
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