Miscellaneous

You're hired!

A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During the interview, the interviewer asks the guy if he is a veteran. The guy says "Yes, I...

 

Bowling for Blondes!

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.The Brunette...

 

Just a memory!

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They had been meeting in that park every sunny day, for over 12 years, chatting...

 

Owed Two A Spell Chequer

Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and...

 

65 Bumper Stickers!

TOP BUMPER STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.3. If You Drink Don't Park,...

 

Bored? Try these!

Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do is read this list and Rock-N-Roll!WARNING: Some of these may result in people chasing...

 

Good news?

A doctor tells his patient -"I've got some good news and I've got some bad news for you". So, the patient asks, "What's the good news, Doc?"And the doctor...

 

Yo Momma JokesGalore!

Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat. Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of...

 

The ugly kid!

There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The parents decided to try one last time for the son they always...

 

10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!

01. -You've got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all the time. 03. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you04. -You shrink in cold...