Miscellaneous

The Blonde Farmer!

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Of course the famer is a blonde. :)He pulls the...

 

The talking clock!

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his...

 

Foul Play?

Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealousy. "What would you say if I told you that I've been...

 

Ready for Society?

A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved to the point where it was thought he might be released. The psychiatrist that ran...

 

The Break-in!

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court," said the...

 

Pulled over.

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those...

 

Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, Put it down.3. Do not cut...

 

The class reunion!

A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty-five years he's very curious as to who might show up.When he gets there he runs...

 

On his Deathbed!

Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed."Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan."No!," said the dying man."I say, renounce the devil and his...

 

Classified Ad Bloopers!

The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful little...