Miscellaneous
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam!"What do prisoners use to call each other?Cell...
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Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is the prostitute?It's the one with the little sticker that says IDAHO.
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The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass, well endowed,...
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I Didn't Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said... "I went in my daughter's room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes."He paused. "I...
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Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one." Me, too" said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."They flew to the...
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The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and...
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Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with their newest Soup creation,...
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Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the p.a. system -"Will the gentleman on the...
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A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound...
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The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her...
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