Miscellaneous

Tuns of Puns!

How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam!"What do prisoners use to call each other?Cell...

 

Two Spuds!

Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is the prostitute?It's the one with the little sticker that says IDAHO.

 

The 3 Priests (classic)

There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass, well endowed,...

 

I Didn't Even Know!

Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said... "I went in my daughter's room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes."He paused. "I...

 

Two fat birds!

Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one." Me, too" said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."They flew to the...

 

The 5th floor!

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and...

 

Yet more Clinton Jokes!

One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with their newest Soup creation,...

 

Tee Time!

A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the p.a. system -"Will the gentleman on the...

 

A crying shame!

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound...

 

The Teddy Bears

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her...