Miscellaneous

I knew it was true...I knew it!

Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of Medicine:Great news for girl...

 

A few way to handle stress!

Stressed out...try some of these relaxing tidbits :)1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.(This one is great to teach neices and...

 

Ever Wonder?

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish sandwich and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner!"- Lynda...

 

The last laugh!

Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, they held a press conference in which one of the Japanese...

 

oh-oh...whole page of women jokes!

Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up!Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?A. Its Braille...

 

Pick up and put down!

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with...

 

Peeing Dilemma! (very long)

*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom):Please don't feel bad. It...

 

When to slap a midget?

When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."

 

Cri-sco!

There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -"Crisco? Crisco? CRIS--CO!!!!"Finally a store clerk approached."Sir, the...

 

The new medical students!

Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they passed and discussing any abnormalities with each other that they may...