Miscellaneous
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find...
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Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and...
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2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.The first guy said, "My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do...
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The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four elements:Religion, Royalty, Sex, and Mystery.The...
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Daffynitions!
Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a Italian bullfighter tries to do. Baloney...
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At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of...
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Real Mothers...
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to makeit.Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the...
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Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's...
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Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher. The...
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The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender "give us two beers over here!" The bartender walks over...
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