Miscellaneous

1970 and year 2000.

Isn't this the truth!...1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.1970: Keg.2000: EKG.1970: Acid...

 

Razorback Hogs

Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said...

 

More of the world's shortest books!

A new list of the "World's Shortest Books":STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet RenoHOME BUILT AIRPLANES-by John DenverDOWN...

 

Men Are Like.......

Men are like....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.Men are like ....Vacations....

 

The Lone Ranger and Tonto

One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, - "Buffalo...

 

Dog Property Laws

1. If I like it, it's mine.2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.5. If I'm...

 

College Courses for Women

1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no woman has gone before.2...The undiscovered side of Banking - How to make deposits.3...Combatting the Imelda Marcos...

 

One-liners for kids.

Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because they have "buck teeth!"

 

Thor the God of Love

THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely, young blonde standing in...

 

Three Larry's

Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, "If you could name your husband after any soda pop, what would it...