Miscellaneous

Pre-Mammogram Exercises!

*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there's no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day with the...

 

Playing House

Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it was time to get married.So Little Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for...

 

Red, Yellow, and Green!

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to...

 

Code word for sex!

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.They decided on the...

 

A tech get drafted!

One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp.At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a...

 

Accountant Math!

An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:"Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild. So I'm leaving...

 

Indian Pun! heehee

Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He drowned in his TeePee!

 

Little Johnny on the Farm!

Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores."Not yet," replied little Johnny.His...

 

Blind Date!

A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn't been all that great, and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, her date...

 

Bingo Card

The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat. She says "Honey, look what I won at bingo".Next week she comes home from bingo with a large...