Miscellaneous
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there's no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day with the...
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Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it was time to get married.So Little Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for...
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Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to...
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Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.They decided on the...
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A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp.At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a...
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Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:"Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild. So I'm leaving...
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Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He drowned in his TeePee!
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Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores."Not yet," replied little Johnny.His...
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Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn't been all that great, and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, her date...
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Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat. She says "Honey, look what I won at bingo".Next week she comes home from bingo with a large...
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