Miscellaneous

Defining Confusion!

Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!

 

Got Milk?

When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the door to clarify the point.The...

 

Things You'd Love to Say at Work!

Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2. Do I look like a people person?3. This isn?t an office. It?s Hell...

 

Punny as they get! yee-haw!

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach...

 

Kid's letters to God...cute!

Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the...

 

Interview with a Pirate!

The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do. He told Red, "I'm sure my...

 

"Very Offensive" Space Shuttle Jokes.

Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband?A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish."Q: What does NASA stand for?A1: Need Another Seven...

 

The Brown and White Cows!

There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He...

 

Some shorties...one rude :)

Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife got hot, he beat her with a shovel. Q: Why don't they let government workers look out...

 

Cast the first stone!

Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a mob around her preparing to stone her to death.Jesus stops them and says, "Let he...