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Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a...
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Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None 'o yo' freakin' bitness!Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two....
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A good sport!
John receives a phone call."Hello," he answers.The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan.We met at a party about 3 months ago." John: "hmmm... Susan?...
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Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office.After a full examination, the doc tells the guy it's one of two things.The Doc says, "Well, it's...
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Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. "Oh goodie, now I...
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New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called - Poupon Pants.(my warped sense of humor loves this one!:)Knott's Berry Farms and National...
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Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice...
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Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, "May I take the dog for a walk around the block?"Mom says, "No honey, the dog is in heat.""What's that mean?" asked the child."Go...
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Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price.She thought she'd...
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Ready for Parenting? Find out!
Here's a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as close as you can get to the real deal! :)MESS TEST - Smear peanut butter...
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