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Bashing Blondes...part 3!
Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly...
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Bashing Blondes...part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A: A foursome.Q: What do you call a blonde in a black leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!Q:...
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Bashing Blondes...part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in...
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Tuns of Puns! Part V
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli.What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't...
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Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing, it just shuts up.What does Michael...
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Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle?Poloroids.What do you call a cow who...
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Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from ducks.What city has the largest rodent...
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Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.Did you hear about the dentist who married a...
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DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?Why do your feet smell and...
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The "Perfect" Day!
The Perfect Day According To...HER8:45 - Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 - 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30 - Light breakfast11:00 - Sunbathe12:30 - Lunch...
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