Miscellaneous
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do you get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?How do you get off a non-stop flight?How...
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Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring.So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve...
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DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?How...
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Rumors Have It...
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the man hiding Elian Gonzalez in a closet during the raid of the...
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The Rabbi's Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is seriously contemplating suicide and he doesn't know what to...
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Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts.The doctor walks in and tells him - "I can clearly see your nuts!"
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DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?Whatever happened to preparations A...
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Have you ever seen...
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
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Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, "I think I'm the strongest man in the world but it hasn't been proven...
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