Miscellaneous

The Adoption

Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful...

 

Viagra ingredients revealed!

After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E...

 

Sister Mary K.

Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, "Oh Jack, give me a pint o'the...

 

Crushing a man's ego real fast!

30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahhhh, it's cute.3. Why don't we just cuddle?4. You know they have surgery...

 

One-legged girl...

What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!

 

Miget with a lisp!

This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend."I know this midget who wants to buy a horse. He has a slight speech impediment, so listen...

 

Because I'm a Guy!

Because I'm a Guy......I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I'll miss a whole show looking...

 

Lightbulbs and PMS!

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows...

 

The Rabid Neighbor!

A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him scribbling furiously on a notepad.I told him rabies could be cured...

 

Princess Diana On The Radio

Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the window, and on the dashboard...