Miscellaneous
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful...
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Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E...
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Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, "Oh Jack, give me a pint o'the...
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Crushing a man's ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahhhh, it's cute.3. Why don't we just cuddle?4. You know they have surgery...
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Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend."I know this midget who wants to buy a horse. He has a slight speech impediment, so listen...
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Because I'm a Guy!
Because I'm a Guy......I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I'll miss a whole show looking...
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Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows...
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The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him scribbling furiously on a notepad.I told him rabies could be cured...
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Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the window, and on the dashboard...
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