Miscellaneous
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go...
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Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He's allowed to say only two words every 7 years.After the first 7 years, the elders bring him in and ask...
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A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they'd have something to pick in the off season!
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Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :o) and :o(...
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Naughty Kids...
Q...What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A...Brothel Sprouts!
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Job Interview No-No\'s!
If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:"You could do worse." "I'll work so hard you won't even know I'm there." "I'll need all my...
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Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said,"You seem like nice young men,...
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More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish...
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Men
Men are just like a Dog...here's proof!1. Both take up too much space on the bed.2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.3. Both are threatened...
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Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up...which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.Sociable Type Joins pals for a pee whether he...
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