Miscellaneous
The two condoms...
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says..."You wanna go in and get shit faced?"
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I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to help me, I hurt all over!''What do you mean?' said the doctor.The woman touched her right knee with her index...
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Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds next to a small lake. Every day the new bridegroom was seen in a boat...
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Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: "Rubber Jugs and Liquor".Q: What did you have for breakfast? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!Q: What did you have for lunch? A:...
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Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don't pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3. Bicycles don't have parents.4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is...
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Didn\'t make the cut...
A few children's books that didn't make the cut:1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife...
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PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that everything that mankind had experienced or would ever experience...
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Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one!I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed...
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The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when he notices that the Gates are getting a bit shabby and shopworn and in need of repair.He...
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Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH. Every day someone comes to your house...
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