Miscellaneous

The two condoms...

Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says..."You wanna go in and get shit faced?"

 

I hurt all over!

A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to help me, I hurt all over!''What do you mean?' said the doctor.The woman touched her right knee with her index...

 

Newlyweds

This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds next to a small lake. Every day the new bridegroom was seen in a boat...

 

Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!

After each question, your say: "Rubber Jugs and Liquor".Q: What did you have for breakfast? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!Q: What did you have for lunch? A:...

 

Why bikes are better than women!

1. Bicycles don't pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3. Bicycles don't have parents.4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is...

 

Didn\'t make the cut...

A few children's books that didn't make the cut:1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife...

 

PMS in the bible!

The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that everything that mankind had experienced or would ever experience...

 

Put-Downs Galore!

Some good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one!I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed...

 

The Rusty Gates!

Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when he notices that the Gates are getting a bit shabby and shopworn and in need of repair.He...

 

Redneck Jokes Galore!

You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH. Every day someone comes to your house...