Miscellaneous

New Coin

A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots. On one side of the coin would...

 

The Shrine

One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The first man went to the Father and said: " Father, Father I have sinned!" Father: "What...

 

Thanks For the Balls

A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves of golf balls, suitably inscribed with the donor lawyer's name.One of the...

 

Undecided

The confused young man couldn't decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as he might, he just could not make up his mind.Unwilling to give up either, he...

 

Nice Parrot

There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped in he would buy something for his mother and send it to her. On one such stop he...

 

Quiet In Church

Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.Finally, his big sister had...

 

General\'s Funeral

The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery. All the air lines were booked and there were no other planes...

 

Tossed Off A Ship

A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark on a three-day trip to the Bahamas.He was caught by the Purser who threw him...

 

Using The Thermometer!

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the...

 

Cocky Gunslinger

It's 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one such young man that wanted more than anything to be the fastest and most respected...