Miscellaneous
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey,...
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Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a woman from the back of the theater...
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Lessons from Noah\\\'s Ark
Plan ahead... It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.Don't listen to...
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After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so I had to visit the local Bell Atlantic Office. The line wasn't clearly formed, and there was...
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Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there."Please," protested the college President, "you...
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Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive her application.As the executive begins to...
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Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says He: "I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my neck in work today"Says She: "But I've got some good news...
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Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo...check out these letters from tenants to landlords!"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. ""Will you please...
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Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:"I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park...
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Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and he used to tell me, when I was a little nipper, how he had toughened himself up so...
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